Hellbacon is a club alumnus currently living way too far away. He's a pretty cool guy, was in club for like three years or something. He is not good at helping people learn Java specifically, but he is very good at problem-solving and will make sure you get the help you need.
He can usually be found on Riot hanging out, and he's almost always at work or on the phone with Alu. He is also currently learning piano.
Hellbacon is a really good guy, and if you get the chance to talk to him, I really suggest getting to know him. I couldn't ask for a better friend.
-Alu<3
(you're welcome for writing your bio, hellbacon)