I AM FLAY.
I'm the current Cclub President (2014). I say and do lots of terrible things all of the time, but my love is pure, and if any of you ever need me I will do my best to accommodate you.
Lockpicking: I'm probably the most knowledgeable lockpicker in Cclub. I also won a contest at Grrcon, so I'm okay at actually picking locks too. karras and drc are also excellent lockpickers.
Linux: Intermediate level; currently running arch natively. jack is way better
Small Electronics: I'm a novice, but I can walk you through the basics. misclick is god tier
RFID & Magstripe: Next to DRC, I probably know the most about RFID and magstripe technologies.
Software Defined Radio: Pet project of mine that i've been playing with for a few months. If you're interested in SDR let me know.
Business: I'm a business major, and a senior. I'm pretty knowledgeable about business and legal concepts.
Literature: You do not turn into a river of incomprehensible bullshit without reading a few books. If you're shooting for wizard tier crazy, I recommend Blood Meridan