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Hellbacon
Hellbacon is a club alumnus currently living way too far away. He's a pretty cool guy, was in club for like three years or something. He is not good at helping people learn Java specifically, but he is very good at problem-solving and will make sure you get the help you need[citation needed] .
He can usually be found on Riot hanging out, and he's almost always at work or on the phone with his girlfriend Alu. He is also currently learning piano.
Hellbacon is a really good guy, and if you get the chance to talk to him, I really suggest getting to know him. I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend, he's really the best.
-Alu<3
(you're welcome for writing your bio, hellbacon)
